It must suck to be in the LAPD. First, the mention of the department doesn't exactly conjure an image of a capable peace officer. And now, after a weekend on the lam, terrorizing Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan has reduced the force to a group of feckless idiots.

On Sunday, Lohan's pad was transformed into a Thunderdome-like post-apocalyptic nightmare where photographers, police and fire extinguisher-weilding nutbars on motorcycles hosed people down. The police, with a finger's grip on the situation, knocked on Lindsay's door for about 10 minutes after responding to another domestic disturbance call (the Lohan allegedly got pissed the pitched something through a window) -- mind you, there's a warrant out for her arrest -- then they finally spoke with her on the phone where she presumably told them to piss off. So they did. It's remarkable she hasn't gone mad with power and started driving exclusively on the sidewalks and renaming landmarks.

Some reports claim she went to Jack Nicholson's house that night with a friend who crashed her Mercedes into his wall before going in. Awesome!

Source: http://www.zimbio.com/Daily+Paparazzi/articles/30/Daily+Paparazzi+Lindsay+Lohan+Above+Law