The lighthouse of journalistic integrity, Star magazine, has reported that not only are Rihanna and Chris Brown back together -- they got hitched in Miami over the weekend.

A source supposedly told the gossip mcag:

All she's ever wanted was to be with him forever. Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, 'I can't live without you.'

The story claims that the couple met at P. Diddy's mansion in Miami, where Brown apologized, begged for her forgiveness and proposed immediately. Then they called a minister over to the mansion on the spot.

Hmm. Putting aside the fact that probably all of this news is false, it's disturbing nonetheless. We are all horrified enough that she's taking him back after he allegedly assaulted her, and now engagement and wedding rumors are circulating along with headlines like "Rihanna: Role Model No More?" Let's hope Star's reporting is as dubious as ever on this one.